What do you say when you thought you signed up for a nude site and found out it was Non-nude? What do you say when you are promised weekly camshows to only find out the model is pregnant and can't do them as promised? What do you say when a webmaster rips you off and not refunding your money? What The Fuck! AZZHOLE!

It would be nice to say that is how I came up with the url and my screen-name for the site. But the fact of the matter is it isn't the case. So why do you ask did I decided after all these years as an observer of the industry did I decide to do this. Well the answer is simple. Through the years I have accumulated a lot of information, interesting tidbits of data that many of my forum friends over on phun.org would ask me what do I know about a particular model or site. I decided it is time I put my thoughts down on paper or in this case a web based site so it can be archived somewhere else besides in the depths of my memory. I hope the information you find on this site can be amusing and in some cases help you decide what it is you are looking for. So without further adieu let me explain what each section of this site is all about.

The home page:

As you can see the list of teen sites available to join are broken down into various sections like Non-Nude, Topless/Nude, and New sites. The new site section will contain sites that have been launched less than 2 months old. Now having broken this down into various sections please be advised that nothing is 100% certain, there are many models in the past who have gone from Non-nude to topless so as time progresses site contents may change. I have also broken down the colors of the URL's into 3 distinct colors.

pink for sites that i have reviewed

white for currently active sites

and

grey for sites that are no longer updating with new material or archived sites

Reviews:

Let me first make it clear that these are all subjective opinions by the author of the reviews (me). In no way does me stating that a girl looks fugly is indicative of what everybody else thinks. My criteria for gauging beauty might be different than everybody else and so is the way how my brain functions when I am viewing a site. What I perceive as clutter might be art for others in a site. The only quantifiable data I will provide that is objective is 

a) number of pictures

b) size of picture

c) number of videos (or lack there of)

d) total file size of downloadable material onto disc.

Please also be mindful of the date at which I did my reviews. Things never stay the same but at time of review everything is believed to be as accurate based on my knowledge of the site.

News and Gossip:

The fact that it is "gossip" simply means that there is a degree of error that can be expected in everything that I report. Please don't take everything I said as absolute truths unless otherwise stated.

The News/Gossip section can best be broken down into 4 parts.

News/Gossip home : This section will contain all the current news and gossip.

Webmodels Gone Wild : This section will contain information about webmodels who have done more risque work than what is currently available on their site. ie. Non-nude models posing topless or nude, topless models going fully nude, or nude models doing hardcore. But in general these are things you normally wouldn't expect to see your favorite model doing.

Excuse me, but have we met? : Ever see a model where you swore you have seen her from somewhere else? Have you ever sign up to a site and wish there is more material on a particular model? With so many models changing programs or working freelance with  programs it is difficult to grasp who did what work where. I hope to fill in some of these voids with who has done what work where.

What ever happened to...? : So and so... First of all the main reason why the majority of the models quit is because they are flaky or the money wasn't as much as what they expected it to be. The relationship between most webmasters and models about money is similar to a married couple and sex. When there is lots of it personal issues seem to be tolerated, but as soon as it is not as abundant as how they imagined it to be things turn sour. Many models leave for other programs or leave all together. Some develop personal social problems with the stigma of being associated to porn. Others leave for family reasons. Whatever the case may be I would like to clear the air on some of the mysterious disappearance of some of these well loved models.

And Lastly my favorite part of the site. The Fansigns. In order to absolve myself from showing any signs of bias on my reviews all the fansigns shown are those who aspire to be webmodels or friends I have met through the years. So a big thanks to those who have taken the time and made them for me. If you are a fan of a site and would like to make me a fansign please email them to me at Azz@wtfazzhole.com It will be greatly appreciated.

To the webmasters:

My apologies if I do not have your site on my homepage. If you would like me to help promote your site please send me an email at Azz@wtfazzhole.com or get me on ICQ @ 415-588-841

To everybody else who wants to chat with me about future site ideas or want to be my deputy sleuths i can be reach at either IM's: Yahoo - wtfazzhole2000@tahoo.com or MSN - wtfasshole2000@hotmail.com

I hope you all enjoy the site!

Azz